Reed Smith should have died that rainy December when he was struck by a runaway box truck. Instead, the momentum carried him flying out of a portal in a new body. Chosen by the gods to be the Astralitar, Reed is tasked with saving this strange world. Only one problem: the job requires that he pick a wife.

Reed says no.

Five accidental charms later, all four princesses—and the Demon Lord!—have fallen for him. Now the world’s survival depends on a hero who is too stubborn to follow the rules. Can this born troublemaker rescue not just the world, but the cursed Demon Lord and end the cycle, or has he doomed them all?

Chaotic. Hilarious. Unpredictable.